MLAARE -Right At Opening

I will never understand people who wake up in the morning and decide "I'm going to go to the pet store!"
I will understand them even less when, upon walking into said pet store, they ask for help in getting a fish.

O.o
Who in their right mind would come into the store right at opening and buy a fish!?!?
It doesn't make any sense! The people are crazy. Go back to bed crazy people.
Seriously,
And it happens nearly every day.
Really.
Almost everyday there' someone in the store within like 15 minutes of opening our doors wanting to buy a fish. O.o
Why?!

The other day I had a gentleman come in wanting one of our $3 goldfish.
Just one.
He was in right at opening.

And when I asked him how long his drive back home was.
(So I could place the fish in the appropriate bag to survive the journey home.)
He said "50 minutes."
Nearly an hour!
He drove nearly an hour to come get ONE goldfish!
Right at opening!

Think of the prep that came in with that.
He'd had to have gotten up about two hours before hand, the first hour, to get ready to leave the house, the second hour to drive up here, to get just one goldfish.

O.o
So.
Crazy.

-Sarnic Dirchi