Straws

There's those sort of people that come into the store that you just automatically don't like.

Most recently those particular customers have been the anti-maskers. 

Tonight we had one of those people come into the store.

The slightly more clever type. That uses loopholes to get around the rules.

The Dummy.

This particular anti-masker is the type who you kinda think of as the pretty boy frat boy type. 

Has the looks.

But no brains.

Or well....he has brains. But he's using them for all the wrong reasons. 

As the dude had one of those scarf masks on...but it was around his neck. Not over his nose and mouth.

The reason?

He had a drink in hand. One that had a straw.

And his excuse?

Was that he was 'drinking' his drink. And therefore couldn't wear his mask.

*rolls eyes*

He gave us this reason after we asked him to wear a mask.

And then was petty enough to then keep the straw firmly in his mouth the rest of the time he was in the store.

Like I said. Clever.

But oh so stupid.

*exhales*

Wish he would have used his brains for something more than being a petty anti-masker.

-Sarnic Dirchi